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Meet Sam. He's looking for that special someone to share his Valentines days to come.


Height: Humongous
Build: brick shithouse
Character: bfg w/ gsof
Occupation: Farmer
Location: Flower Hill, Jamaica

Must be able to traverse difficult landscapes on foot carrying large containers of water, and be willing to share his desire to live in peace with nature.

Interested? leave a comment and we'll contact him